Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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