Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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