So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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