her vagine was all disorganized.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
how drunk are you?
Several
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
