You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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