Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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