I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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