people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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