May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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