I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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