Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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