i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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