Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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