Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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