I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize