Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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