sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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