I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
we're making bets on your personal life
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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