awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.