That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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