11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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