What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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