i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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