living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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