P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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