can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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