problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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