96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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