Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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