BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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