Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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