Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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