Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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