I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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