Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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