I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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