Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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