What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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