i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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