Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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