I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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