Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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