When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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