They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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