I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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