well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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