sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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