He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Randomize
