ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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