I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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