and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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