Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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