I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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