Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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a search helicopter?!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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