Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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