someone get that fucking seahorse.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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