OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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