the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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