people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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