Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He did a backflip because drugs
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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